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maybe i should turn around in bed before sleeping
like my dog does
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chemical warfare
is what my dog’s butt does in bed at night
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I answer to her
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game show idea
So You Want to be a Pirate?
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Were barstools designed
by an orthopedic surgeon?
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Is there a dutch warmblood
named Dutch Courage? Tiptoe Through the Tulips?
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organ donor 3
I have an extra chin to donate
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I’m glad
I don’t have anal glands that need to be expressed
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animal magnetism is what i have
When all 3 of my pets sleep in my bed with me
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one piece
is what Pirates of the Caribbean should have been
Got any book recommendations?